CCRG Correspondence File – The Statistics
The 141 versions of my name
Mr O'Neill has been very inventive, and has created many versions of my name.
666-ditch
aboutassmartasabagofhammers ditch
ADDDitch
amoeba-ditch
anal-ditch
Anti-Ditch
anus-ditch
Arseditch
assditch
ass-ditch
Bankrupt-Ditch
barf-ditch
bill-gates-wanna-be-(as if)-ditch
blight-ditch
blowditch
blow-ditch
blowhard-ditch
BowFuck
BowSucker
Brain-Dead-Ditch
Bruce-Ditch
bugger-ditch
bumditch
buttditch
buttfuckditch
butt-plug-ditch
can't-resist-opening-my-big-fucking-mouth-ditch
can't-see-the-forest-for-the-hate-ditch
censored-ditch
cocksucker-ditch
complete-fucking-loser-ditch
convict-ditch
coward-ditch
cowditch
criminal-ditch
Deathwatch-ditch
defamation-ditch
Defend-Ditch
DimDitch
Disgusting-Ditch
Dog-Ditch
Dumb-Ass-Ditch
Dumb-Ditch
dumb-mother-fucker-ditch
Dumbwitch
dummy-ditch
enema-ditch
fat-bastard-ditch
Faux-Ditch
fecalditch
feces-ditch
Flame-Ditch
flatulence-ditch
Fobditch
freak-ditch
frigditch
frigger-ditch
Fucked-Ditch
Fucked-In-The-Head-Ditch
fucked-up-ditch
fucker-ditch
fucking-asshole-ditch
Fudge-Packer-Ditch
gone-ditch
GoonDitch
halperidol-ditch
Has_Been_Ditch
Has-Been-Ditch
hate-ditch
HeadInjury-Ditch
history-ditch
i like to fuck dead rats-ditch
imbecile-ditch
i'm-not-to-blame-ditch
Infarction-Ditch
Kiddie-Porn-Ditch
kook-ditch
lameditch
less-than-zero-ditch
LiarDicth
liar-ditch
Loser-Ditch
maggotditch
memory-ditch
merd-ditch
merde-ditch
Merdewitch
mister ditcho
moron-ditch
mother-ficker-ditch
mother-fuckerditch
motherfucker-ditch
mouth-ditch
mungditch
nixon-ditch
nobody-gives-a-shit-ditch
Obesseive-Ditch
obsessive-ditch
Outta-Work-Ditch
Over-And-Out-Ditch
paxil-ditch
pedo-ditch
pedophile-ditch
peter_arse_ditch
peterbumditch
peter-phile
PETERratBITCH
porn-ditch
ratbitch
Rat-bitch
rat-ditch
rat-fuck ditch
really-really-fucked-ditch
recidivist-ditch
rectal-ditch
re-ditch
retard-dicth
scepto-ditch
scumditch
Scum-Ditch
sharp as a marble-ditch
sharp-as-hammer-ditch
shit-ditch
SkankDicth
skankditch
small-ditch
smart-as-a-bag-of-hammers-ditch
smart-as-a-booger-ditch
smegma-ditch
snotditch
sphincterditch
spineless-ditch
SternDitch
stunned-ditch
stupid-ditch
stupid-mother-fucker-ditch
SuckDitch
Too-Much-Time-On-His-Hands-Ditch
turd-ditch
What a fucking moron-Ditch
zoloft-ditch
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And one last thing … (4/5/2013)
I hoped it wasn't someone playing a cruel April Fool's joke when I saw this news in the Ottawa Citizen on April 1.
Yes, folks, the beloved William P O'Neill of the Canadian Cancer Research Group and its descendants has gone to the great cesspit in the sky, taking the Gutless Anonymous Liar with him. Sadly, he died quickly and not of cancer. I posted a message to his memorial guest book, but unfortunately some technical glitch prevented it from being published.
I will maintain my own memorial to him here by archiving his correspondence with me and also the wonderful messages he sent wearing his Gutless Anonymous Liar mask. It would be a tragedy for this valuable collection of literature to disappear.
