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No truth. No Courage. No value.
The GAL Chronicles
Chapter 5
January 1, 2002 to December 31, 2002
A story of a gutless anonymous liar

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Date: 4 Jan 2002 01:19:50 -0000
Subject: now it's really time to say goodbye!

hello mister memory-ditch?

guess what? today we registered and all of your email addresses, as well as those for you are just a memory.....are you mad yet?....there's more...! you get it yet?...poor stupid uneducated man......

first there was "where's waldo?" there is "where's stupid-mother-fucker-ditch!........

wait there's the legal actions.....

bye bye...stupid stupid man......

Wow! It owns my domain name. It owns my email. And yet it writes to me and I receive the email. How could this be?

Date: 4 Jan 2002 01:20:45 -0000
Subject: one other thing.....

check the acs lists........and website

"acs lists"? "website"? Whatever could it be talking about? Is it suggesting that it has hacked somebody's web site or has joined someone's mailing list? I guess we will never know.

Date: 4 Jan 2002 01:26:40 -0000
Subject: loved your emails!

we just want to thank you for being such an incredibly dumb fuck.......the way you operate is hilarious! the way was bought as well......and so was

the other interesting element of our little game with you has yet to be revealed......but here's a clue:

look really closely at your html? seems your broadcasting some pretty weird stuff?....what's that about?

Check my HTML? It must be delusional. Hang on, of course it is delusional. And now it owns someone else's domain names. Amazing. What a pathetic thing it is.

Date: 11 Jan 2002 02:44:35 -0000
Subject: you're fucked asshole!

thx for the death threat.....authorities are now invovled....

This will be fun. It will have to say who or what it is if it talks to some "authorities" about me. How could I send it death threats anyway? I don't know who it is.

Here's a very strange message.

From: "A Concerned Citizen"<>
To: "A Concerned Citizen"<>
Subject: "RE: See what Peter Bowditch is up to!"
Date: 16 Jan 2002 01:06:10 GMT

Your message could not be sent to: <snip email addresses of people who couldn't care less what I do in my spare time>

The body of the message was:

Here's a summary of what your member peter Bowditch has been up to!

For the whole story visit:

His sites are disgusting! As a member and directors of the Australian Computer Society you should be ashamed.

Build your own web site at

The message appeared to originate at Now, who do I know that creates web sites at Tripod about me? The amazing thing is that GAL seems to think (I use the word "think" loosely) that people are going to believe a complaint about coming from

Date: 16 Jan 2002 01:07:58 -0000
Subject: Got some explaining to do?

hey your email....what's that you say?...lies?.....try didn't it?

That's right, I didn't it.

Date: 16 Jan 2002 02:17:50 -0000
Subject: This is the last mail you'll receive!

Bonjour Mr. Bowditch!

Yes we own and now, and of course we have opened email accounts mirroring all of your users!

Don't like it? Tough titty said the kitty but the milk was warm. C'est la vie!


It's opened email accounts mirroring all my users? The real joke is it saying that it owns If it does, why can't it make the site look different? Why does it let me still write stuff here? I wonder what "Christian" means. Is it calling me religious names?

Date: 16 Jan 2002 23:52:36 -0000
Subject: dumb-mother-fucker-ditch?

thank have confirmed that our email was snet and received..........

now you can live with the fact that your "colleagues" are going to receive regular updates on your activites....

I assume this refers to the error message received from Tripod on 16 January. The messages might have been snet, but the list of email addresses was incorrectly formed so they were not delivered. That is why the message saying "Your message could not be sent to:" was snet to me (actually it was snet to ""). GAL will just have to sned it again. Observant people will also note that this message was received by me at a domain name I no longer own! (It "owns"! What a hoot!) Not only that, but it came in after one saying "This is the last mail you'll receive!", indicating once again GAL's pathological need to lie.

Date: 30 Jan 2002 00:55:25 -0000
Subject: let's meet!

hey motherfucker!

post on your site a date and time where we can't meet!

we know you're not a coward, so you will post and you will be there, Right?

6pm, Roseville Services Club, Wednesday 6 February, 2002. Oh, sorry, GAL wanted a place where we can't meet. Then again, it won't be there (but I will) so I guess it is a place where we can't meet.

Click to see messagePosted to the Cancer Alternatives community at MSN:

From: peterbowditch (Original Message)
Subject: My Introduction
Sent: 2/2/2002 4:51 AM


My name is Peter Bowditch. I live NSW, Australia. I think any and everything to do with Alternative Cancer treatment is crap.

Click to see messagePosted to the ALTERNATIVE HEALTH and HEALING community at MSN:

From: peterbowditch (Original Message)
Subject: You're Invited to my Web Site
Sent: 2/2/2002 4:56 AM

Welcome to all to my website!

You can see the most vile trashing of alternative health at

I'd love to hear from you! Email me at

Peter Bowditch

Date: 2 Feb 2002 17:11:03 -0000
Subject: Wow look how your "consultancy" practice listed!

Good morning:

We've taken the liberty of editing and listing your "consultancy" pratcice on a great number of services. We've also emailed your sites to everyone you've listed on them and to regulators and broadcasters. Hopefully someone will be motivated enough to want to deal with you.

Your site is filth, lies, and deception. You are a complete and utter moron.

I'm sure all those regulators and broadcasters were very impressed that something so ashamed of itself that it won't say its name wrote to them. I would imagine that GAL hopes that anyone who deals with me will be more effective than it or Mr William P O'Neill of the Canadian Cancer Research Group have been. Perhaps these new people will be twice as effective, but the result will be the same because two times zero is still zero. After all, if you add the results achieved by GAL and Mr O'Neill together they might as well have been just one person.

Date: 6 Feb 2002 00:04:01 -0000
Subject: it's time to play!

i really hope you're up to it....'cause it's payback time!

it's kinda of interesting that you're such a brave man when hiding behind your keyboard.....we'll see how fucking brave you are!

You know, it would be sad if it wasn't so hilariously funny. Something which writes using a system which totally hides its identity (except for the semantic clues) accuses me of hiding behind a keyboard!

Souvenirs of Roseville - 6 February, 2002
The GALless club entrance at 6:00pm
The GALless club entrance at 6:00pm
The GALless reception area at 6:01pm
The GALless reception area at 6:01pm
The ticket I got when I signed in.
The ticket I got when I signed in.

Click to see messagePosted to the ALTERNATIVE HEALTH and HEALING community at MSN:

From: "peterbowditch" <>
Subject: Re: You're Invited to my Web Site
Date: Sat, 9 Feb 2002 08:51:48 -0800

You're right "Dr" Underhill, you are now one of my many, many victims. Here's what goin to happen:

1. I will list you on my web site.
2. I will libel and defame you.
3. I will invent and post fictictious emails.
4. I will lie about you.


Peter Bowditch

I am interested in the quotes around "Dr". I, too, suspected the story by "Dr" Underhill. His message had an eerie familiarity about it. This is what "he" wrote:

Click to see messagePosted to the ALTERNATIVE HEALTH and HEALING community at MSN:

From: "Dr.Bob.Underhill" <>
Subject: Re: You're Invited to my Web Site
Date: Sat, 2 Feb 2002 09:00:05 -0800

I have been aware of Mr. Bowditch for some time and have watched on the side lines, with earnest interest. I have comment for the group and Mr. Bowditch, in the knowledge that I, too, will likely become a target of his sickness.

First, however, let me introduce myself. I am cancer surgeon in the Western Canada. I am a graduate of the University of Calgary and John Hopkins. I have residencies/fellowships at Kettering, Anderson and The Cross in Edmonton. I am aware of opinion and fact regarding cancer therapeutics inside and outside of many medical models. Frankly, none seem that hopeful while most are quite exploitive. My wife is an immunologist at The Cross, and she shares my view and that of most inside institutional care that much of what we have done is wrong, much that we do today is wrong, and we can all learn from our mistakes, within all models of medicine. And this brings me to Mr. Bowditch.

Mr. Bowditch's opinions and his means of expression are nothing less than an expression of ignorance from a bigot. Further, his delivery reads and sounds more like the ravings of a lunatic. However, we can learn from Mr. Bowditch. His stupidity and buffoonery remind us to persevere. His lies and dececeptions remind us of truth.

Where is "John Hopkins"?

Date: 9 Feb 2002 14:47:06 -0000
Subject: You are a foul piece of excrement!

your site is absolutely disgusting!

you are so obviously a sick and prejudiced person...

fuck one wants to read your sick and twisted thoughts....

At least one person wants to read this stuff. Of course, I am using the word "person" rather loosely when talking about GAL.

Date: 12 Feb 2002 18:45:54 -0000
Subject: do share....

seems you have become the subject of an investiagtion by your own government....we were ever so happy to cooperate!

we are told the kind of hate you peddle in the guise of pseudo-scepticism is a criminal offence in Australia...

the exciting part of this is that you are too fucking stupid and arrogant to realize any of this and so you shall have to be put in your place.....

gosh its going to be so much fun watching you squirm and deny in your feeble attempts to defend your rights to broadcast your masturbatory practices and penchants for animals, children, and wife-beating...

and do blame who you usually blame as part of your paranoia......because that will come in part two of your just desserts....

bye for now fucker-ditch

It must have been helping my government on 6 February. What other excuse could it have for not turning up to meet me?

Click to see messagePosted to the ALTERNATIVE HEALTH and HEALING community at MSN:

From: "peterbowditch" <>
Subject: Re: You're Invited to my Web Site
Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 18:35:58 -0800

Dearest Candice:

I think you miss my point. Alternative Medicine is crap. Should you want the truth, please visit my site at

Peter Bowditch

Click to see messagePosted to the ALTERNATIVE HEALTH and HEALING community at MSN:

From: "peterbowditch" <>
Subject: Re: You're Invited to my Web Site
Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 18:37:58 -0800

Oh and another thing. It doesn't matter what you think. I never let the facts get in the way of truth.

Peter Bowditch

Click to see messagePosted to the ALTERNATIVE HEALTH and HEALING community at MSN:

From: "Dr.Bob.Underhill" <>
Subject: Re: You're Invited to my Web Site
Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2002 05:26:36 -0800

Mr. Bowditch: Be assured that in the event my name appears on your website, I will sue your demented ass.

A foolish, but not necessarily demented, donkey

I am one of the handful of people who have not yet seen The Lord of the Rings and it is a long time since I read any Tolkein so I didn't make the connection, but someone has reminded me that "Underhill" was the name that Frodo Baggins used when he travelled to Rivendell. Maybe this is not a coincidence and I am being stalked by a Hobbit! That requires more exclamation marks!!!

Click to see messagePosted to the ALTERNATIVE HEALTH and HEALING community at MSN:

From: "Dr.Bob.Underhill" <>
Subject: Re: defamation and libel of Quackbusters
Date: Mon, 18 Feb 2002 19:38:36 -0800


You, Barrett, Bowditch & Baratz manage to libel and defame yourselves without the help of others. Why don't the four of you offer yourselves up to some form of aversion therapy rather than inflicting the same upon your audiences.

By the way, Polevoy, don't even think about practicing in Alberta. We have standards.

Robert Underhill, M.D.

Posted to the ALTERNATIVE HEALTH and HEALING community at MSN:

From: "peterbowditch" <>
Subject: Re: defamation and libel of Quackbusters
Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 15:43:00 -0800

Hello Bob: Guess what? I've libelled, defamed, and misrepresented you on my website: And guess what Bob? There's not a god damn thing you can do about it! I'm judgment -proof! Best Regards: Peter Bowditch

Date: 22 Feb 2002 01:37:32 -0000
Subject: it's your turn to deny

we've made a report to a school...... nasty bit of business..isn't it

Wow! It's been to a school!

Posted to the ALTERNATIVE HEALTH and HEALING community at MSN:

From: "peterbowditch" <>
Subject: Re: Re: You're Invited to my Web Site
Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 15:59:46 -0800

Let's get something straight amongst us conventional and alternative medical people: I am a conventionalist. I believe and know that any and everything outside of convenvtional medicine is crap. I also know: It is my intention and my crusade to libel, defame, misrepresent, destroy, and inflict injury upon anyone or any organization that supports anyhting outside of the convenvtional medical model. Some of you bleeding-heart liberals may not like it. That's okay. Speak up. Give me a name. I'll deal with you. And let's get one other thing straight: You can quote me, I'll deny it. You can report me, I'll deny it. You can sue me, I'll deny it. Love & Peace Peter Bowditch Gebesse Computer Consultants

Date: 22 Feb 2002 21:41:03 -0000
Subject: even the acs site has been wiped clean of any reference to liar-ditch

ain't it great!

even your beloved acs has completely nuked you....

you don't get any of this do you? incredibly stupid motherfucker!

enjoy the fetid dung heap you have created for yourself!

It seems GAL shares Mr O'Neill's obsession with the Australian Computer Society.

Date: 24 Feb 2002 23:07:16 -0000
Subject: mmmmmm..........

so what or who is blc associates....
they've published all you websites!

I have no idea what it is talking about here.

Date: 7 Mar 2002 03:06:29 -0000
Subject: BULLSHIT!

This message has been sent via an anonymous mail relay at

Oops!! It forgot to push the keys.

Date: 7 Mar 2002 03:11:13 -0000
Subject: BULLSHIT!



This message has been sent via an anonymous mail relay at

That's better! It must have been holding down the "Alt" key instead of "Shift" the first time. Maybe it just took 5 minutes to find the "Caps Lock" under all that mouth foam.

Posted to the Cancer Alternatives community at MSN:

From: "peterbowditch" <>
To: "Cancer Alternatives" <>
Subject: Re: My Introduction
Date: Sun, 24 Mar 2002 13:49:36 -0800

Hello Group:

Just thought I'd add a bit of colour to your limited discussions revealing some thoughts and plans I have concerning two issues. The first is for all those anti-vaccination liars:

Vaccines are good despite the fact that they might injure some who receive them. It's a small price to pay. If your child has been injured, it is in the context and knowledge that many were otherwsie saved. Stop bitching and complaining and get over it.

The second of these issues is Mr William P O'Neill of the Canadian Cancer Research Group. I decided a long time ago that quite serendipitously he was to become my pet victim. My point in all this is not whether he is right or wrong, but simply that I can destroy, libel and defame whom I wish, without fear of reprisal.

And back to Alternative Cancer Therapies. They are all crap.

Peter Bowditch

Date: 28 Mar 2002 13:22:07 -0000
Subject: Thank you Australia!

Not too long ago I came across your site and was so facsinated I decided I'd investigate you. What a success story!

Successes aside, your government regulators were very interested in my views of your site and all those "immutable facts" you publish and broadcast. So much so, they asked and I provided "public input" to the ABA concerning their hearings on "Libel and Defamation on the Internet". Seems the ABA needs evidence and input for their final draft of what constitutes libel and defamation on the internet and you and your site are fine examples from witch they can finalize their draft. It's sort of like having a look at the offspring of 1st cousins and then passing legislation.

In the meantime, they asked that I sit down with their legal people to further review your sites. What a treat!

You should be congratulated for all your efforts and the upcoming testing of the waters. We're sure you have the necessary bevy of lawyers and personal resources to defend your position and particulary for those who come after you once the flood gates are open.

Before I forget, one another initally overlooked element of your actions is publishing private correspondence without the authour's consent. Seems this "little" matter has been acted upon by the ABA and those authours have been contacted to discern their consent. Most have responded and it seems they have not provided you with consent, and some have complained to your ISP without results. The ABA doesn't like this, and of course your ISP in now under their scrutiny.

It's going to be a delicious day when you get nailed by your own!

Incidentally, I provided those interested, with a copy of a statement of claim in America that names you in a libel and defamation action for 10,000,000.00 Us dollars. Seems as though this will be entered into the "record", so to speak, as an excellent objective example of the "problem".

I'd wish you good luck, but at this point it appears to running out quite quickly, so break a leg!

Full moon. New crayon day at the asylum. I'm sure that "government regulators" were very impressed by GAL sitting there with a bag over its head telling them everything about me. I can imagine them (if they existed outside GAL's imagination) falling about laughing around the water cooler. There are 15 mentions of the word "defamation" on the Australian Broadcasting Authority web site, but none of them occurs within the expression "Libel and Defamation on the Internet", so I guess we will just have to chalk this up as another lie from Mr O'Nonymous.

Date: 30 Mar 2002 03:31:04 -0000
Subject: Poor Illiterate Man!

Given that Australia is essentially "Con-Med" and literacy being is still an issue, do see rtf 1 and 2 on the ABA site! It's riddled with "libel and defamation" issues. Perhaps you might want to run down to the corner and find someone who can read it to you!

By the way, the hearing was convened and neither you nor your lawyers were anywhere to be seen. Guess we move onto the next step where we get our judgement in "absentia". Thank god California has an agreement with Australia in these matters!

Whatever is it talking about here? Perhaps it might like to provide an actual reference to "rtf 1 and 2 on the ABA site". I would imagine that the absence of me and my lawyers from the "hearing" was because there was no "hearing" for us to attend.

Date: 30 Mar 2002 03:41:10 -0000
Subject: More News!

Your government has been ever so kind! They have advised us in correspondence that they have recently adopted the position of enforcing judgements from "other" jurisdictions in libel and defamation issues concerning internet. They further advised that they would encourage courtesy copies of any correspondence from oursleves or the courts and assured us of their full cooperation.

Keep your eye on your post! It's only a matter of time! And.....its' going to be great fun!

Bring it on, Mr O'Nonymous. But fax me the correspondence from my government first. Can't do that? Don't have it? I didn't really need to ask, did I?

Date: 31 Mar 2002 17:54:29 -0000
Subject: oh we are...

"bring it on"?...guaranteed!

As an example of internet libel and defamation, with an abdundance of self-published evidence, it was hardly necessary to be "graced" with your presence. Nor was it difficult in discerning internet issues concerning the broadcast of private corrpespondence and relevant international copyright conventions. Seems regulators have decided when the time comes you and your ISP will receive correspondence and you won't be publishing it in your little scrap book for all to see.

There's also interest in your "little" company, from a tax perspective, and your "professional" associations, from a public funding perspective.

If GAL weren't so funny it would be sad to see the pathetic thing flailing about. All it has to do is send me copies of the correspondence (or even corrpespondence, if it likes) that it lies it has received from the Australian government. Just one fax. Instead it hides behind an anonymous remailer, too frightened to even reveal its name. Even if Mr O'Nonymous can't work the fax machine with the straps on, surely it could ask one of the psych nurses to push the buttons for it.

Bring it on, GAL!

Date: 2 Apr 2002 12:03:43 -0000
Subject: did you know?

Time to scurry! My, my such nasty things about you on the Internet? By looking at your site, it all must be true! But, now many paint a different picture. You are such a great comodity. You must have many consulting constracts!

Obviously Mr O'Nonymous doesn't have a "constract" with a telephone company, otherwise it could fax me those papers from the government. Only if it had the papers, of course.

Date: 3 Apr 2002 02:53:18 -0000
Subject: tick tock

Assuming for a moment, through the haze of your psychosis, you are correct, what might be the facts in your scant cadre of possessions in your favour? Now, scurry over to the other side. And those facts?

You have quite a wide and deep trench...don't you? And, now, it's getting deeper on its' own. You are going to be sued and it's not going to be me. It will be by your obsession....

And, remember, stupidy and insanity is not a defence...

GAL's medication must be making its (that's how you spell it) clicking finger twitch, because it sent me two copies of this. Perhaps some of its (that's how you spell it) drool got on the mouse and made it slippery. I leave the stupidy to others.

Date: 3 Apr 2002 03:01:55 -0000
Subject: I'd like to sign up!

Hello Mister Bowditch:

I note on Ozgateway that you and your Gbesse company? provide advice guidance and assistance in conducting internet fraud and libel. I'd like to find out more. Please post on our great web site. Thx

P.S. I'd like to join your movement and learn how to be hated and loathed just like you!

That would be the listing at, which says:

DotPeter Bowditch: Expert in Internet Fraud
Peter Bowditch of Gebesse Computer Consutlants, member of the Australian Computer Society, providing day and evening courses in internet libel, defamation, and fraud.

Company = Gebesse Compueter Consutlants, Phone = 02 67875674, Street Address = 6 Caprara Way, Town = Northmead, Postcode = 4456 State = NSW,

Target Audience = Any age groups

Unfortunately, when GAL tried to peck in my details, it got the street, postcode, phone number and company name wrong. It must be hard to stop lying.

From: "Arturs Hendrixx" <>
Date: Sat, 4 May 2002 11:00:40 -0400
Subject: Why do publish that you fuck your wife in the ass to get her pregnant?

I have read most of the pages on your site and I conclude you are very ill. You can have an opinion, but in the absence of fact, and presented in such a ridiculous and infantile manner, you come off as a complete moron.

The only thing that prevails with some seriousness is the character of the authour; unanswered is the pathology.

God help your wife and child.

Arturs Hendrixx

From: Anonymous User <>
Date: Fri, 10 May 2002 18:30:00 +0000

I have heard that hf people are feeling very sorry for you. It seems the basis for your "over-the-top" (as they put it) web communications are unfounded. Many hope the family has its way with you so that you may have the chance to recant your hostile views towards life aned stop giving hf a bad name. Everyone is saying this basically about you, but Ill stay on your side. Ill let you know what I heard about.
Robin Hood

The "hf people" are, I assume, the members of the Healthfraud discussion list. The words "the family" refer to a case of child abuse.

Date: 12 May 2002 13:48:35 -0000
Subject: wondering?

oh the joy of it all......watching you squirm.....many, many people are interested in what you're doing....especially those who are sueing you!....or those who will enforcing new internet regulations....

what an intensely stupid fuck you are!

Date: 12 May 2002 13:50:59 -0000
Subject: wondering who called the acs?

we did and so did a great number of people who are offended by you.....the acs is not happy with you and they tell us they are acting on all the complaints they have received concerning you....

isn't it great!...and you managed to do it yourself!

Date: 12 May 2002 13:53:44 -0000
Subject: check your logs very carefully!

might be time to shore things up you "ol' bloke"....

Date: 12 May 2002 16:35:20 -0000
Subject: time is limited resource for you!

this week will be a banner week for you...bowshit?
your position is indefensible.....

Google archiveDate: Mon, 19 Aug 2002 17:46:29 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Goodbye Bowditch

Today marks the countdown to the disappearance of Bowditch and his lying, trash-filled site from the internet (again). Bowditch is the subject of a criminal investigation in Australia. The focus of the investigation is fraud and forgery. His is also the subject of a civil action by his most ISP. Stay tuned for more fun and games.

Google archiveDate: Mon, 19 Aug 2002 21:15:42 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Bowditch the Liar

Bowditch would like everyone to believe his latest ISP ( simply went bankrupt. didn't go bankrupt. Their cable was pulled because of Bowditch and his dumbass site. Now is sueing Bowditch. Bowditch's new ISP is going to suffer the same fate. Complaints of fraud have already been made and statements have been taken. It's only a matter of time....tick tock.....

It's also noteworthy that Bowditch owns

Owns what? A lawnmower? A Boston Celtics coffee mug? A copy of Smiley's People by John Le Carre? Specifics please.

Google archiveDate: Tue, 20 Aug 2002 17:51:39 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: To Rich Andrews (A.K.A. Bowditch-Buttplug)

Go ahead host it Andrews. (By the way is Rich just another way of saying Dick.)

This was GAL's reply to someone who offered to pay for hosting of the site.

Google archiveDate: Wed, 21 Aug 2002 18:00:32 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: will the real gutless anonymous liar please stand, please stand up....

here's a toast to the real gutless anonymous liar......

Toast? Well, GAL does keep popping up and is about as smart as a slice of bread ...

Google archiveDate: Thu, 22 Aug 2002 12:43:31 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Peter Bowditch Criminal or Crminal Liar

Bowditch, liar, cheat, fraud, libelist, defamor, and chronically unemployed is now not only a convicted criminal but now a criminal lair! Times are tough for our Aussie arsehole. Poor Dumb-Ass-Ditch has now to face the music from his neighbours in cell block NSW. Seems Fudge-Packer-Ditch has been shooting off a few too many close to the locals and even managed to piss off and embarass his poor dull normal wife's tennis mates.

Apparently one of Bowditch's victims has also taken to the airwaves and emailed those who might remotely care if not have a good laugh............

Google archiveDate: Fri, 23 Aug 2002 21:46:59 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Bowditch: Buggerer of the Truth

Bowditch: No fatcs, no requisite academics, no truth, no brains. Only lies, fraud, forgery, deception, and pornography:

Poor beaten wife Virginia, and dull-normal daughter, Belinda.

Google archiveDate: Fri, 30 Aug 2002 19:51:34 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Criminal Harassment, Forgery and Fraud?

Gosh? Could that be Stephen

Oops! All that mouth foam makes the mouse slippery.

Google archiveDate: Fri, 30 Aug 2002 20:01:43 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Criminal Harassment, Forgery and Fraud?

NOTE: This message was sent thru a mail2news gateway.
No effort was made to verify the identity of the sender.

Gosh? Could that be Stephen Grin & Barrett of, or Terry Poking-Boys Polevoy, of Weeping Sores Care Clinic, or Peter Pathological-Liar-Ditch of Gebesse Consutlants and Pornographers featuring webcam access to Virginia and Belinda?

That's better.

Google archiveDate: Mon, 2 Sep 2002 11:36:53 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: anonymous things

If one were interested, one could visit Bowditch's porno webcam site, where one can watch his dimwitted child, Belinda, and his skanky wife, Virginia do unspeakably anonymous things to each other.

Google archiveDate: Mon, 2 Sep 2002 21:47:40 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Re: Abusive postings to

Logs at indicate that postings through anonymous service to between 08/24/02 and 09/02/02 have orginated from IP address which is registered to Peter Bowditch, Gebesse Holdings Pty Ltd., 6 Caprera Road, Northmead, NSW, Au.

A comment from about who is registered to:

OrgName: Fujitsu Australia Ltd.

NetRange: -
NetHandle: NET-216-14-192-0-1
Parent: NET-216-0-0-0-0
NetType: Direct Allocation
Updated: 2002-04-30

TechHandle: SK968-ARIN
TechName: Kluge, Steffen
TechPhone: +61 2 9887 9449

Someone emailed the abuse wranglers at and received the following reply:

Google archiveFrom: Cyber Link <>
Subject: Re: your site compromised?

There are no logs of the e-mail and news traffic. This person is blowing smoke.

It looks like GAL got it wrong again. Nobody is surprised.

The predictability of idiocy (14/9/2002)
On September 3 I gave a talk to the Australian Computer Society entitled "A Different Internet Security Problem - harassment, stalking and identity theft" (you can read the paper here). The talk was partly based on my experiences running this site, and I made special mention of my disgust for anonymous posters. I also mentioned stalking and, true to form, the Gutless Anonymous Liar appeared the next day with the message below. I couldn't have made up a better example myself. Pathetic.

Date: 4 Sep 2002 22:14:11 -0000
Subject: what a fucking laugh?

I attended your riduclous talk last night and discovered in person what a complete and utter fucking dimwit you are. I also tape recorded your bullshit and couriered off to those who really care.

You crossed the line last night into criminal law: criminal libel and criminal harassment, while boasting fraud and forgery.

The best of luck is not going to help you out of this one.

I wondered what that thing was in the corner of the room - gibbering away, with all that froth dribbling out from under the cardboard box on its head.

Google archiveDate: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 14:49:39 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: The Bowditch File!

Seems the news just keeps getting better as it concerns our stark-raving lunatic Peter Bowditch of Gebesse Pornographers! Invitations and visitations aside, the poor and stupid man has managed to confirm, simply by opening his mouth, that he's a criminally nuts fringe-dweller. He's also managed to indelibly convince members of his

It really needs to see someone about those slippery, twitchy fingers.

The following was posted as a review of the RatbagsDotCom site at Alexa:

Forgetful Bowditch!, 9/28/02
Reviewer: Henry James
What the site owner Peter Bowditch forgets to mention is his multiple civil actions for libel and defamation and criminal investigations into his acts of fraud and forgery!

But - I mention these matters all the time. Every time some liar emails me about them or mentions them on a newsgroup, I publish the stories here. Of course, mentioning them does not make them true.

Google archiveDate: Sun, 29 Sep 2002 06:51:08 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Multiple civil actions and criminal investigations into the activities of Peter Bowditch!

The cue just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Poor stupid unemployed man doesn't know the difference between freedom of speech and libel, defamation, fraud, forgery, stalking and harassment.

Google archiveDate: Sun, 29 Sep 2002 08:21:01 -0500
From: xganon <>
Comments: This message did not originate from the Sender Subject: Bowditch: Down for the Count!

So many legal actions and criminal investigations and so little time (and money).

Google archiveDate: Sun, 29 Sep 2002 09:40:13 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Bowditch: Down for the Count!

My God! What am I doing! I am hurting the man I love! O Dearest Peter! I am madly in love with you! I want to pour honey all over your body and then slowly lick it all off. I wish to be your snooky-kins, your love slave, your oopsy-woopsy. What must I do to prove my love for you! I have been repressing this love all this time and now I beg your forgiveness! Fogive me Peter! Please! Please! Please! Please tell me what I must do! XXOOXXOOXXOO

Google archiveDate: Sun, 29 Sep 2002 13:28:27 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Re: Bowditch: Down for the Count!

Peter my Love! Why do you not respond? Cannot you see that I truly love thee! When may I go to the land

Google archiveDate: Tue, 8 Oct 2002 19:31:20 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Peter Bowditch: Criminal Investigation?

Peter Bowditch of Gebesse Computer Consultants is being criminally investigated by the NSW Police for fraud, forgery and harassment, all related to his internet activity. Bowditch thinks his criminal activity will qualify as

I keep wondering why so many of these messages appear truncated.

Google archiveDate: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 15:43:11 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Bowditch: Pet Rock?

For those of you interested in a giggle concerning Peter Bowditch of Gebesse Computer Consultants and Pornographers, it appears the great Australian has been wading through a cue of visitors to his homestead at the lovely and lived in 6 Caprera Way. Others of you may be somewhat offended and protective of MHA's village idiot, so please read on.

Bowditch has broken the law, not to mention having pissed a number of people off. He has been charged and served. Despite having been repeatedly told in the simplest terms that harassment, forgery, fraud and stalking are not protected by his freedom of speech, the thick-skulled dull normal continues to think he can commit whatever crime he likes, while he bellyaches and howls in his vomit-stained undershirt from his front porch.

Bowditch has been described by those who have visited him as a man on the edge who is not quite right. He is umemployed. He is known to local authorities and is considered a threat to only himself and his family.

A recent Australian criminal court ruling found the crown's interpretation of the Telecommunications Act as it pertains to the use of telephones for criminal harassment and stalking applicable to the internet. The flood gates have opened and Bowditch's case will soon be on the docket.

Google archiveDate: Fri, 11 Oct 2002 17:32:05 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Bowditch? Silent?

Where are the indignent denials? Where are the lies? C'mon Bowditch! Tell the group what's been happening. Either you tell them or we will. (You know case #'s etc.....)

I can barely contain my excitement at the thought of GAL telling everyone about those "case #'s". I wonder what it is that stops GAL from getting on the fax and sending me the details. Actually, I know the answer to that. It can't send what it doesn't have.

Google archiveDate: Fri, 18 Oct 2002 16:52:46 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Another Irish-boy

kill it quick and kill it good before it multiplies

This was a comment made about the birth of my grandson. It was at this point that I stopped pretending that GAL was not Mr William P. O'Neill of the Canadian Cancer Research Group.

Google archiveDate: Sat, 26 Oct 2002 12:04:21 -0500
From: xganon <>
Subject: Bowditch Facts:

NOTE: This message was sent thru a mail2news gateway.
No effort was made to verify the identity of the sender.

1. Bowditch is unemployed.
2. Bowditch is a liar.
3. Bowditch was twice visted by police in the last month.
4. Bowditch is known to police because of many complaints concerning his criminal internet activities.
4. Bowditch is being criminally investigated.
5. Bowditch has recently been named in a civil suit for libel and defamation.
6. Bowditch will deny everything, because Bowditch is a liar.

It sent me a card. How cute!

The following was posted as a review of the RatbagsDotCom site at Alexa:

The key has been thrown away!!, 11/5/02
Reviewer: Robert Jamieson
Congratulations Mister Bowditch! The NSW Police tell me you are being criminally investigated for fraud, forgery and crimianl harassment.

Date: 15 Nov 2002 00:18:49 -0000

your wife must be an incredibly dumb cunt and your children must be fucking retarded!

Date: 17 Nov 2002 17:34:35 -0000
Subject: Not very Impressive Peter

You should be ashamed of yourself.

As of 10:00am, 18 November, 2002 (Australian Eastern Summer Time) and until further notice, mail from will de deleted unread by my mail server. GAL will need to find another email service unless it wants to talk to itself, because I won't be listening.

It sent me a card. How pathetic!

Date: 23 Nov 2002 18:11:15 -0000
Subject: Gebesse Computer Consultants & Pornographers

Wonderful new listings concerning your fabulously successful business have been registered! And thank you for the "wayback" tip. It's been useful since you deleted your client list from your organ.

P.S. Please note all of the redirects we've placed to your sites and you're email.

My client list was on my organ? What is it talking about?

As of 10:00am, 24 November, 2002 (Australian Eastern Summer Time) and until further notice, mail from will de deleted unread by my mail server. GAL will need to find another email service unless it wants to talk to itself with its fantasies about my organ, because I won't be listening.

From: "peterbowditchs" <>
Subject: asshole!
Date: Fri, 29 Nov 2002 01:25:56 GMT

Twenty times! All empty.

A review of this site posted at Alexa.

Forgetful Bowditch!,
November 30, 2002
Reviewer: A customer

What the site owner Peter Bowditch forgets to mention is his multiple civil actions for libel and defamation and criminal investigations into his acts of fraud and forgery!

Date: 20 Dec 2002 00:34:37 -0000
Subject: motherfucker

hey asshole...check out's been up for about a year!

It's not up any more. You can see what GAL was gibbering about here.

Date: 27 Dec 2002 23:16:34 -0000
Subject: Thank for the Plug!

Thank you for the plug, Mister Bowditch! I was so delighted to see my site listed, that I just had to thank you! I c.c.'ed my thanks, however, in a little more detail, to your local police. Talked to a rather nice young man named Peroni. He tells me he's looking into other complaints concerning you. Also c.c.'ed some of your government people who regulate you and your ISP. They were kind enough to advise that they too were looking into complaints concerning you and concerning a Mister Jenninigs who hosts your great site! Your government people tell me they're working with the police to have you charged!

How delightful to see you get what you deserve!

By the way, I posted my interest in a usenet group and learned so mucg about you: from extortion to uttering death threats! Good work!

A secret admirer!

I am sure my government has so little to do that it spends time talking to people with no names. I hope GAL has talked to the NSW Director of Public Prosecutions. I received two copies of this email, so it looks like GAL has its nervous tic back (or perhaps the keyboard was just slippery from chin foam).

And one last thing ... (4/5/2013)
I hoped it wasn't someone playing a cruel April Fool's joke when I saw this news in the Ottawa Citizen on April 1.

Yes, folks, the beloved William P O'Neill of the Canadian Cancer Research Group and its descendants has gone to the great cesspit in the sky, taking the Gutless Anonymous Liar with him. Sadly, he died quickly and not of cancer. I posted a message to his memorial guest book, but unfortunately some technical glitch prevented it from being published.

II will maintain my own memorial to him here by archiving his correspondence with me and also the wonderful messages he sent wearing his Gutless Anonymous Liar mask. It would be a tragedy for this valuable collection of literature to disappear.

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