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No truth. No Courage. No value.
The GAL Chronicles
Chapter 3
April 1, 2001 to June 15, 2001
A story of a gutless anonymous liar

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Every day is April Fools Day for the Gutless Anonymous Liar, but on the real day it really gets moving.

Date sent: Sun, 1 Apr 2001 17:12:17 +0200
Subject: You Won $20 Million!!!
From: "" <>

Simon Says post this..... Simon Says post that..... Do get a grip!! I did tell you that the 48hrs was a joke. But this one is not, I will give you 24hrs,no more,no less to delete the CCRG Correspondence and the GAL Chronicles! As you should know,the legal ramifications of posting private e-mail on your site(s) are many!! The Australian High court has made several rulings before on this,in my favor I might add! So delete these 2 items and we will call it even.Or face severe and immediate legal retribution.......

I knew that the 48 hours was a joke. Everything that GAL says is a joke. And why should GAL be interested in what I do with the CCRG Correspondence File? Why is that any of its business?

Date sent: Sun, 1 Apr 2001 17:55:23 +0200
Subject: Just a vistor.
From: "" <>

Dear misinformed person: I just happend to stumble upon your site and I was sickened by what I saw and read!! Your ramblings come off as the ravings of a lunatic gone awry!! I personally have witnessed many serious injuries from the administration of different vaccines. Perhaps your site(s) are funded in large part by the vaccine companys!(Mmm...Wonder what that means?!) Next up,Going,Going,Gone......

Staying, staying, still here!

On 31 March 2001, someone posted an announcement to the member introduction page for the Healthfraud discussion list pretending to be me and saying

I just wanted everyone to know that the Australian High Court has officially ruled that my site(s) are illegal and their content deemed as hate! Therefore, They will be shut down in accordance to the law.

This obviously did not come from me, because a) I know the real name of the court and b) I am not shutting down anything. (The list owner removed the page, but you can see it here.)

Date sent: Sun, 1 Apr 2001 20:00:26 +0200
Subject: Oops! Time\\\'s up!
From: "" <>

In the news today,the Australian High Court,has set a true precendent against hate on the world wide web.The most honorable Judge Jackson has ruled in favor of a certain Canadian,against a one Peter Bowditch,the Kingpin of that grand icon of commerce\\\"Gebesse\\\" computer consultancy!(Apparently,this Peter believes he is royalty!)Said,Jackson,You are outta here!!!! There is no place for hate in Australia!

By remarkable coincidence someone once threatened to take me to the World Court. That person was just as misinformed as this thing, because the High Court is an appeals court, and I would have noticed the lower court activity on the way there. By the way, the web site for the High Court of Australia lists Chief Justice Gleeson, Justice Gaudron, Justice McHugh, Justice Gummow, Justice Kirby, Justice Hayne and Justice Callinan as members of the Court. Strange that they should have forgotten "Judge Jackson", but perhaps it's because he would have to be "Justice Jackson" to be a member. Maybe GAL was thinking of Judge Judy.

Date sent: Sun, 1 Apr 2001 20:06:43 +0200
Subject: What time is it?
From: "" <>

\\\"OOH,EEH,OOH HA-HA,TING,TANG,WILLA-WALLA,BING-BANG!\\\" You\\\'re Gone... It\\\'s over.... Don\\\'t cry for me, Argentina........ \\\"BING-BANG,WILLA-WALLA,TING,TANG\\\"

And its last few neurons fizzle into smoke.

Date sent: Mon, 2 Apr 2001 05:10:26 +0200
Subject: JAM
From: "" <>

That's all! Must be a premature ejaculation. No lies in it, though.

Date sent: Mon, 2 Apr 2001 05:19:19 +0200
Subject: JAMA
From: "" <>

Well,Well, That lunatic ratbastard Peter Bowditch has finally grabbed the Golden ring!!! It seems a highly prestigous publication(Journal of the American Medical Association)has gotten around to reviewing your site(s), and they are reccomending that their members avoid your pages at all costs!!!! Said one member who wishes to remain anonymous\\\"This site(s)content is like kiddie porn!\\\" So it appears that rat-fuck ditch is on the skids. Your anti-clap-trap has simply crossed one too many lines.

That's better! I don't suppose a reference to the particular issue of JAMA will be forthcoming, will it? I do notice that the latest issue has an article on cocaine, which reminds me that GAL acts like someone who has snorted one too many lines.

Date sent: Mon, 2 Apr 2001 05:25:28 +0200
Subject: Wow...Wee....We got you now!
From: "" <>

That's clever - it managed to get a lie into the subject line.

Date sent: Sat, 7 Apr 2001 22:10:19 +0200
Subject: BTW
From: "" <>

I am not Mr.William P O\\\'neil! He is too busy out curing the various cancers in the world,to bother with a rat-fuck bowditch!

When a pathological liar says it is not someone, inductive reasoning suggests that that is an admission of identity. But would Mr O'Neill mention rat fucking? Well, of course he would. If Mr O'Neill has been "curing the various cancers in the world" he might like to participate in the Cancer 100 Challenge. All it takes is 100 case studies. It is a pity that Sandra Schmirler and Annette Pypops won't be in the list.

Date sent: Sat, 7 Apr 2001 22:11:17 +0200
Subject: JAMA
From: "" <>

The issue # is....

What was it starting to say here? Was it about to lie about the edition of JAMA that doesn't contain anything about me? Maybe it was trying to send something without lies in it and had to stop before typing the first lie.

Date sent: Thu, 12 Apr 2001 18:33:36 +0200
Subject: where\\\'s healthfraud?
From: "" <>

hey stupid-ditch! where are your buddies?
guess why they\\\'ve disappeared?

mmmmmm.....could it be?
and speaking of rancid monkey dung.....

GAL seems to think that the Healthfraud mailing list was closed down by someone. It wasn't, of course, but that won't stop GAL from lying about it. What else could it do?

Date sent: Tue, 17 Apr 2001 02:11:38 +0200
Subject: a Fraud!!
From: "" <>

So it has come to this, has it? Your buddies have finally been shut-down!! You know of course,You are next. The \\\"good\\\" Dr.Pole-a-boy is now facing 20 years in prison for criminal lunancy and found guilty of being a reprehensible little prick! Your site(s) are coming down, this time I mean it! Of course you had to see this coming,Mmmmmm.....Perhaps you can plead insanity! It would not be any long stretch for you. Here is some free advice! Lithium! and Lots of it!

This time it really means it! I thought it meant it the last time. And the time before that. And the time before that. And ... . Is it really a felony in Canada to be a "reprehensible little prick"? What a strange legal system.

Date sent: Wed, 18 Apr 2001 03:21:09 +0200
Subject: Where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: "" <>

Who said anything about Canada? rat-fuck bowditch? Just so happens that I am a fellow Australian who with the help of one gracious William P O\\\'Neil,avoided severe injury to my children from the various vaccinations out there! Mmmmm....Speaking of rat-dung....

I'll try to explain this slowly, although I will have to use some words with more than one syllable. In its previous drool, GAL said, and I quote, "Dr.Pole-a-boy is now facing 20 years in prison for criminal lunancy and found guilty of being a reprehensible little prick". I assumed that this referred to Dr Polevoy (who runs an excellent and still-working web site at who is in Canada. It is logical, therefore, to assume that Canada is the place where he is being punished for the heinous crime of "being a reprehensible little prick", something which is not a crime in most countries. So, while I appreciate that GAL has no knowledge of truth, I would have thought that it could at least remember what it had said. Of course, GAL saying X and then saying "I said X" would be a sort of truthfulness, so it comes as no surprise that it can't do it.

Here's a question for "Aussie GAL". When the gracious Mr O'Neill was helping you to abuse your children by denying them proper health care, did he also teach you to talk about rat fucking? It seems to be mentioned so often that I thought it might be some verbal form of a secret handshake.

And another question. Have you seen the resurrected Healthfraud discussion list? You know, the one that had "finally been shut-down"? According to GAL, that is. Which meant that it hadn't gone anywhere. In fact, GAL saying that it had gone was reassuring as it almost certainly meant that no such thing had happened.

Date sent: Fri, 20 Apr 2001 00:26:26 +0200
Subject: netaus has no ISP!
From: "" <>

hey rat-ditch! have been logged!....spoofing and ip/email hijacking is a criminal offence even in \\\"australia\\\"...

logs have been faxed to acs....

I wonder what this sad thing is dribbling on about. Netaus has no ISP because Netaus IS an ISP. (They merged with a company called Webmail recently, but all the people I know are still there.) The fact that you are seeing this shows that Netaus/Webmail exists, because they host this site. And what is this "spoofing and ip/email hijacking" nonsense? I connect to the Internet through Telstra Bigpond, and any IP address that anyone sees from me will be one of theirs. Need I point out the massive and almost unbelievable hypocrisy of a gutless anonymous liar who posts through an anonymiser service even daring to mention deceitful practices.

Date sent: Thu, 19 Apr 2001 23:18:01 +0200
Subject: HealthFraud....
From: "" <>

Seems the HealthFraud list has found an offshore ISP to host them! Fortunatley,We are on to them,They cannot hide from us!! We monitor everything. Neither can you hide from us or your misfortunate victims,either! Rat-bitch bowditch! Remember,we know everything and guess what? With every pixel,you give yourself away!

No limit to its ability to lie. No limit to its ignorance. The Healthfraud list is right where it always was. But you knew that already, because GAL said something else and it is always a safe bet to assume that the truth is the opposite of what GAL says.

Date sent: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 01:27:07 +0200
Subject: Its a HIT
From: "" <>

Our mission has been completed!!! QUERY:ratfuck,ratbitch try it! A most rightful little metatag shall yours to view!

Mission completed? Mission Impossible, I would have thought, if making me go away is the objective. I imagine this is another feeble attempt to create a tribute site to me, one which will again languish in obscurity until GAL emails me with the terrible news of its location. Whereupon I will download it and add it to the other examples which you can see here. I assume it refers to GAL's quaint obsession, rat fucking.

Date sent: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 01:27:50 +0200
Subject: Well....
From: "" <>

StOp it nOll

StOp what? And what is "nOll"? Perhaps GAL can't see the keyboard properly when it types. It should have listened when its mother said "Stop it or you'll go blind".

Date sent: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 19:24:50 +0200
Subject: honey pot?
From: "" <>

do you get it yet?

thanks for the finger prints!

One day, perhaps, it will explain what it means by this. Perhaps it can't.

Date sent: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 14:50:24 -0400
From: polevoy-sucks-cocks <>
Subject: [healthfraud] message for barrett, polevoy, bowditch and polanski

the really fun part is that all of you are so incredibly fucking dumb that you can be enticed into doing even more incredibly dumb things than most thought even you were incapable of...for example, you righteous group of fucking morons, you've fallen into the honey pot and broken all the really good rules.....mmmmm

we know it's hard for you boys, with your unique pathologies, to stay inside the lines, and so, at the slightest taunt you come out swinging

the cpso has been delighted to learn of poke-a-boy's most recent cock- up, and in particular, that his site is hosted by a nazi sympathizer.. oh and, terry, you sick fuck, you have been served, so please share, will you?

polanski! shut the fuck up and go back to your b&b...

bowditch?....smegma's your heart?

Aahh! I see now. This message to the Healthfraud discussion list (which GAL reliably informed us had been closed down forever) also mentions honey pots. It doesn't make anything any clearer. I like the new anonymous mailer. "Subdimension" suggests measurements below zero, so it is quite appropriate as a tool for looking at GAL's courage, veracity and value.

Date sent: Thu, 26 Apr 2001 18:28:46 +0200
Subject: huh?
From: "" <>

hey ass-ditch!

where are your \\\"mirror\\\" sites?....shut down, were they?

by the way, your isp has an isp, and your isp\\\'s isp has ordered your site to be shut down!

good luck and god bless you fucking asshole!

So someone else has ordered this site shut down? It wasn't very effective, was it, because anyone reading this can see that it hasn't happened. All except one of the mirror sites are still there. The other one was at a hosting service that closed down taking all its client sites with it, not just mine. The owner had been looking for a buyer for some time, but I guess he didn't find one. All the mirrors were mentioned previously in The Millenium Project, and as GAL has told me that it monitors everything I do, it will have copies of the site at the relevant date. Oh, I forgot. GAL said it had copies. That means it doesn't.

Date sent: Fri, 27 Apr 2001 03:34:00 +0200
Subject: Who are you?
From: "" <>

You think You know me! But,au contraire,you do not know me! I know you though!

Wow! It knows me! Not in the Biblical sense, though. Not in the way it "knows" rats.

Date sent: Tue, 1 May 2001 23:24:47 +0200
Subject: acs sanctions peter dogfuck-ditch!
From: "" <>

tell you what buttfuckditch!

give us a fax number that\\\'s in service and we\\\'ll fax you the letter!

seems your \\\"buddies\\\" at the acs consider you as fucked in head as you appear to be...can\\\'t fool them...can ya?

My fax number is available on my employer's web site. GAL claims to know all about my employer, but it seems that it has been lying again. How unusual! My fax works, of course, and has been busy all day receiving things from people who had something to send. Unlike GAL, who has nothing to send. I don't know who "acs" is. The only "ACS" I know is the Australian Computer Society, and I am sure that if they had "sanctioned" me for being "fucked in head" it would have been mentioned at last night's NSW Branch Executive Committee meeting. I'll check the minutes when I get them, but I don't remember it and I am sure I would have noticed.

Date sent: Mon, 7 May 2001 17:05:02 +0200
Subject: spot of trouble?
From: "" <>

seems even the lunatics at healthfraud have had it with you.....!\\\'s an idea....shut the fuck up \\\'cause nobody gives a rat\\\'s ass what you think....go back to beating your wife and kids.....

Full moon. New crayon supply.

Date sent: Mon, 7 May 2001 19:27:54 +0200
Subject: do you like being impersonated?
From: "" <>

more to come asshole!

It's going to impersonate me? Will anyone believe it?

Date sent: Mon, 7 May 2001 19:31:02 +0200
Subject: banned from the healthfraud list?
From: "" <>


Date sent: Mon, 7 May 2001 19:54:36 +0200
Subject: don\\\'t you just love it!
From: "" <>

do you get it yet?...what comes around goes make your own bed.....

still don\\\'t get it do you.....

As well as truthfulness, GAL lacks originality. It is more than a year behind Mr William P O'Neill in using the expression "you make your own bed". Come on, GAL, stop copying others and start making up your own sayings.

Date sent: Thu, 10 May 2001 15:49:32 +0200
Subject: asshole!
From: "" <>

delighted to see you being trashed by your ex-supporters, mr. blowhard-ditch....

here\\\'s your daily affirmation:

\\\"just because i can\\\'t understand most things doesn\\\'t make them wrong.....i should just keep my fucking mouth shut and stop giving myself away\\\"

Who could even begin to guess what it is babbling on about here? I wonder who these "ex-supporters" are. Oh, sorry, I forgot. GAL said it so it can't be true.

Date sent: Sat, 12 May 2001 17:22:13 +0200
Subject: References to Mr. Roy Smith
From: "" <>


You have published information on your web site concerning the above matter. The information in false, misleading, and libelous.

We realize in perusing your site, correspondence demanding the removal of materials concerning Mr. Smith would be insufficient.

We have been instructed by the family to bring an action against you and your internet service provider, and have initiated same.

We take great interest in persuing these matters with you, and as apparent from other materials on your site, many others will benefit from our action.

You very apparently warrant the glowing commentary from your detractors.

I suppose it is referring to the story about how a courageous and very sick man was deceived and robbed during the last few months of his life. You can see my comments about it here. Somehow, I am not surprised that GAL should join the chorus of hypocrisy that has come from the supporters of "alternative medicine", who all seem to think that lying to a dying man is not a bad thing to do.

Date sent: Sat, 12 May 2001 09:39:11 -0400
From: healthfraud <>
Send reply to:
Subject: [healthfraud] New Discussion List

Welcome to the new Health Fraud discussion list. Unlike the previous list, which was unjustly managed and censored to pander to the obsessions and compulsions of an "elite" few, and bottom dwellers like Barrett and Polevoy, this new list will be uncensored!

More importantly, however, list discussion will be posted daily on the Millenium Project

Please join me by subscribing in sending a blank email to

Peter Bowditch
The Millenium Project
"Truth, without facts; Libel, without consequence; Slander, for fun."

Sign up now.

This was sent to the Healthfraud discussion list. Nobody was fooled.

Date sent: Mon, 14 May 2001 15:57:59 +0200
Subject: \\\"as if i\\\'m going to take any notice....\\\"
From: "" <>


we think you did....? have?

remember, you\\\'re stimulus bond!

we can get you to publish anything we want!

Why would it want to get me to publish things? It can just pretend to be me and publish the stuff itself. Please note its impressive record at getting me to close this site down every time it tells me to.

Date sent: Wed, 16 May 2001 03:40:18 +0200
Subject: you poor stupid man?
From: "" <>

hey fucked-up-ditch....? problems?....don\\\'t be shy....there\\\'s more than email.....please share.....

don\\\'t get it you?

I don't need to be shy. There was a mail forwarding problem at a computer called "" (you don't need the IP address, but I have it) which is in the path between two mail servers I use. The problem is now fixed. The fact that I can answer a GALdrool™ shows that my mail is working.

Date sent: Wed, 16 May 2001 03:41:27 +0200
Subject: you poor stupid man?
From: "" <>

hey fucked-up-ditch....? problems?....don\\\'t be shy....there\\\'s more than email.....please share.....

don\\\'t get it you?

by the way.......check your html....stupid-ditch

Date sent: Tue, 22 May 2001 04:40:01 +0200
Subject: go ahead.....give us a fact
From: "" <>

we just love to watch you froth in all the usenet groups...the only fact that weaves it\\\'s way through any of your postings is that you are an intolerant and a bigot...

fortunately, for those of us who enjoy a good laugh, you\\\'ve not been completely censored... , however, you have been\\\"censored\\\"by the acs, at least, for inciting hate, bigotry, and peddling kiddie porn on the internet....bravo mr. bowditch....we\\\'re alll so proud of you!....and so is the acs.......

as an-ex member you have brought such dignity to, while shaming such a great organization...

bravo again......perhaps we should let your fine list of \\\"clients\\\" know of your sound and thoughtful internet activities....consider it done!

and on behalf of your ever diminshing \\\"client list\\\" BRAVO!!!!

What an imagination it has! And what am I "an-ex member" of? It mentions "acs" again. If it means the American Cancer Society, I was never a member. And do I detect a threat in the words "consider it done" to tell my clients something. I remember Mr O'Neill making a similar threat once, but he didn't know who my clients were either. Oh, and it asked me to give it a fact. Would it recognise a fact if it saw one?

Date sent: Tue, 22 May 2001 15:48:36 +0200
Subject: gee who could that be.........acs?
From: "" <>

c\\\'mon mr.censored-ditch....share

Date sent: Tue, 22 May 2001 23:01:48 +0200
Subject: here\\\'s to you mister bowditch
From: "" <>

delighted to advise that we are contacting everyone at the Australian Computer Society and all of its\\\' associate groups and organizations, public and private, to advise of your libelous, hateful, slanderous, defamatory, fraudulent,criminal, and most honorable internet activites as a member of the Australian Computer Society and under the full knowledge and support of the ACS.........and, despite that fact that you have violated every element of the ACS\\\'s \\\"Code of Ethics\\\", you remain a member?.............

It's slipping. It used my name without a kindergarten conversion. And isn't it priceless, talking about ethics. It's hard to imagine GAL and an ethic without bursting out laughing at the incongruity of it all.

Date sent: Thu, 24 May 2001 17:21:42 +0200
Subject: sorry to disappoint you mr unemployed-ditch
From: "" <>

here\\\'s a little insight.......

you portray yourself as such a complete moron, mcdonald\\\'s wouldn\\\'t hire you....

computer consultant?
it expert?
right-wing/unhinged lunatic ratbastrad?.............yes
having problems with the acs?........yes

pissed yet?

"Pissed" means drunk where I come from. I've found that GAL's material prevents drunkenness because when I read it out at parties people laugh so much they spill more than they drink. I suppose, though, that it fits the saying "pissing yourself laughing". And again, it must be confusing me with some other ratbastrad. I have nothing to do with the American College of Surgeons.

Date sent: Mon, 28 May 2001 04:25:42 +0200
Subject: c\\\'mon pedo-ditch step up to the plate
From: "" <>

the really really fun part of this whole escapade,for us, but unfortunate for you, is that if your wife was your web page and someone emailed you a turd, you\\\'d nail it on her forehead.........

still don\\\'t get you.....poor dumb unemployed computer consultant?.....

and if my grandmother had wheels, she\\\'d be wagon...

Guillaume really should fix that problem in the software at zoubidoo. He should look at the Millenium Harassment Assistance Tool for an example of how to do it properly. Did I mention that "Guillaume" is the French version of "William"? Ain't that a coincidence?

Date sent: Tue, 29 May 2001 00:00:10 +0200
Subject: pissed yet?
From: "" <>

\\\"pissed means drunk where i come from\\\"......

everything means drunk where you come from

Sent to the Healthfraud discussion list:

Date sent: Mon, 28 May 2001 14:40:31 -0400
From: poke-a-boy <>
Subject: [healthfraud] Time for an update!

Expatriot Zitaphobic Terry Polevoy

Seems with each new day ,new complaints are surfacing regarding Terry and his "unusual" medical practice. Like most problems Terry has, "if you left skin care up to the experts (dermatologists).....what the hell would I do!!"......well terry, the whole idea behind having experts, in this case "dermatologists", is so that somebody "qualified" can consider the porblem and solutions in an informed and evidenced-based like if you want to treat skin problems, rather thsn inflicting some mumbo-jumbo voodoo crap on your "patients/victims", why don't you get a resident refresher......better yet go back to selling light bulbs.....

Mr/Ms/Dr/Miss (who the hell knows for sure) Eitienne Barrett

Word out on the street is that America's voice of anti-anything has performed a very public vertical face plant, and soiled himself along the whoever the hell you are....where's the suit you filed on behalf of your butt-plug canuck gone?.....same place as your sense of fairness, honesty, integrity and ethics......right down the crapper!

Peter Bowditch

I hear James Randi is offering Mr. Infarction-Ditch $5,000,000.00 US if he can come up with a fact, any fact at all, or reasonable facsimile. We're gonna a take this one step further; In the event, Mr. HeadInjury- Ditch can even think of fact, spell the word fact, or even use it in a sentence, we'll double Randi's offer, throw in some Rhinoplasty for his wife and give hsi daughter a gift certificate for furture psychotherapy in resolving unresolved issues with her "biological" (no pun intended) father after his premature death from a self-inflicted foot wound to his mouth...

A "self-inflicted foot wound to his mouth". I'd like to see that. Here's a fact - someone told me to close this site down by 28 May 2001. Here's another fact - the site is still here.

Date sent: Wed, 30 May 2001 02:23:28 +0200
Subject: was reading your site while i was on crapper
From: "" <>

let me add to your list of facts:

1. you\\\'re unemployed
2. you\\\'re umemployed
3. you\\\'re umemployed
4. you\\\'re umemployed
5. you\\\'re umemployed

I can't remember the last time I was umemployed, if I ever was.

Date sent: Wed, 30 May 2001 02:24:39 +0200
Subject: forgot #6
From: "" <>

6. you\\\'re really really pissed....

Date sent: Thu, 31 May 2001 04:23:05 +0200
Subject: where\\\'s your roy smith fucking-coward-ditch....
From: "" <>

c\\\'mon it up.... oh...we forgot, you\\\'re a coward

Whatever is it bleating about? I realise how difficult it must be for GAL to type on its spittle-drenched keyboard and think at the same time, but I would have thought that even it could type "smith" into a search form. If it did it would be told where it could read about the tragedy of Mr Smith's death and how some lying charlatans tried to steal his money and dignity before he died. To make it easy for GAL, it can look here.

Date sent: Sat, 2 Jun 2001 00:49:51 +0200
Subject: hello mister frigger-ditch.........
From: "" <>

we find it fascinating to read your posts and website.....particularly all that nasty stuff you receive from your fan(s)...the writing is so \\\"similar\\\", so \\\"the same\\\", so \\\"pathological\\\"\\\'s almost as if you\\\'re all these personalities.....could it be mister bowditch that it\\\'s all just an invention, that it\\\'s all just your imagination, that it\\\'s all just your pathology......and your only communication is with yourself?

It's funny, you know, but I have sometimes thought that all this stuff comes from the same person. For example, calling me "frigger-ditch" is just so much like Mr O'Neill (who called me two more such names just a few days ago) that if I didn't know better I would think that GAL and he know each other.

Date sent: Sat, 2 Jun 2001 08:58:54 +1000
From: (
Subject: Note to Self..?

Remember////////afTer you take out the garbage and finish buttfucking the dog to to beat the shit outta the the sheila

It seems that it has figured out how to use the Millenium Project Harassment Assistance Tool. I thought that it might be another GAL, but it's still talking about buttfucking, a subject which has become quite tiresome here through repetition. Come on GAL, dream up some new words before we all go to sleep.

Date sent: Sat, 2 Jun 2001 10:08:13 -0400
From: poke-a-boy <>
Subject: Do you kiss your wife and kids with that Mouth?

Hello Webmaster Proctologist:

What a vile site! What a vile man!

Could this be another GAL? Could I care?

Date sent: Wed, 6 Jun 2001 03:06:52 +0200
Subject: what unusual query results...i must say
From: "" <>

mmmmm......queried peter bowditch, gebesse,\\\"right-wing lunatic ratbastard/pederast....\\\"

guess that\\\'s just somebody\\\'s opinion....

It obviously doesn't know how search engines work. Those words will lead you to this very page, where I quote them whenever they drip off the chin of people so frightened that they will not even say who they are. Putting those words here again will add them to the search indexes again. If I was worried by terrified, cringing, lying cretins I wouldn't quote them here.

Date sent: Wed, 6 Jun 2001 03:11:10 +0200
Subject: the sydney business review
From: "" <>

oh, by the mr. freak-ditch, the review is delighted to learn of your activites to free the world of those who can conjugate verbs...

seems they\\\'re mightily pissed at you for some reason.......

Nobody mentioned being "mightily pissed at" me when I spent some hours with the editor of that paper last week. I'll have to drop in again tomorrow, share a coffee, and share a laugh that GAL would think that they cared what it thought. They don't print anonymous letters because it's just too easy to lie if you have no name.

Date sent: Sun, 10 Jun 2001 23:45:15 +0200
Subject: oops there goes another one...oops there
From: "" <>

seems your site is\\\'s down... you must either have good lawyers and lots of money, or you\\\'re insolvent...

apparently you\\\'re insolvent... by the way, since you\\\'re such a man of honesty and integrity and beyond reproach......????...why don\\\'t you publish details of your \\\"little\\\" problem...deny? can\\\'t do it...won\\\'t do spine?..mmmmm....thought so....if there is a god, surely you haven\\\'t spawned...if you have god help your \\\"children\\\"?

Anyone care to offer a translation of this into something intelligible?

Date sent: Mon, 11 Jun 2001 22:52:45 +0200
From: "" <>

If this came from GAL it is improving. No lies.

Date sent: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 03:02:31 +0200
Subject: here\\\'s a funny little scenario
From: "" <>

although you deleted your client list from your website sometime ago, we\\\'re thankful we downloaded it before deletion.....we\\\'ve also downloaded your lovely wife\\\'s tennis club membership list, the australian computer society\\\'s members list and of course a number of \\\"neighbourhood\\\" and \\\"government\\\" lists......we\\\'d hate to to have let them know what your up to....unless of course you could convince us otherwise....

of course it wouldn\\\'t be like we\\\'re lying....just showcasing the truth....

we like 24 hour notices.....don\\\'t you?

There has never been a list of my clients on any web site. There has never been a list of my "lovely wife's tennis club membership" on any web site. There has never been a list of the Australian Computer Society's membership on any web site. Go on, GAL, let them know what I'm up to. We're all waiting.

Date sent: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 03:10:40 +0200
Subject: do you like your new mirror sites>>>>>>
From: "" <>

new mirror sites include family photos....(unretouched)!

This pathetic nonsense again. I suppose I will have to wait for a few days before GAL cracks and tells me where the drivel is located. I hope it is better than previous efforts, although a couple of them did make me laugh so much I sprayed coffee all over my screen.

Date sent: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 03:13:43 +0200
Subject: bowditch reality check?
From: "" <>

hey mister anal-ditch....where are your buttfuck friends now?.........another one bites the sad

That's better! Nobody had mentioned buttfucking or a silly version of my name for a few days now. Still tiresome and unimaginative, but it's nice to have familiar objects around. I wonder who bit the dust.

Date sent: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 22:57:48 +0200
Subject: Here\\\'s an update: Polevoy, Barrett & Bowditch
From: "Barrrett.Buggers.Polevoy.Buggers.Bowditch@
Australian.Computer.Society.Crap" <>

No time like the present to shake a stick at our resident \\\"mad dogs\\\".

Terry Polevault.

Seems our zitaphobic canuck pal has been so gosh darm busy defending his right to oxygen, that he\\\'s overlooked a couple of critical issues:

1. His ISP Helmut, hosts porn and hate sites! (this doesn\\\'t read well on c.v.)

2. The last update on Dr. \\\"Z\\\"\\\'s ( as in \\\"z\\\" is for Zits) website was November 13, 2000.

Drrrrrrrr. Eitienne Barrett

Seems Dr. \\\"Not\\\"\\\'s Health Reality Check organ has bitten the dust. No more hilarious \\\"Introductions\\\" like our good buddy, mr. hate-ditch and other right wing bombers.

Peter Hate-Ditch

Our poor old bloke from down under is feeling the pressure from all sides now. Although Mr. Kiddie-Porn-Ditch will deny this, as a matter of rote, and as he denies everything else that\\\'s fact, Dumb-Ditch has been \\\"ordered\\\" to tone down his site. Incapable of cooperation, and always stinking drunk, Mr. Bruce-Ditch told his good counsel, in his best simpsonesque impression \\\"if you want it toned down, you tone it down.....

Outta-Work-Ditch still doesn\\\'t get the relationship between income and behavior...god bless his drunken lifeless soul....

Look around you. See the toning down. Oh, you don't notice it. That's because it's not happening.

Date sent: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 23:42:04 +0200
Subject: who bit the dust? you ask
From: "" <> bumm buudies at healthcare reality check.....gone....just like your ability to make sense out of anything.....

hey coward-ditch, we\\\'ve noticed so much of you disappearing on the internet....i.e. your \\\"resume\\\"...(mmmm....wouldn\\\'t want anybody researching that invention...would we?)...your client list......lovely photos of the family...all gone?...paranoia?....certainly...

It's a fascinating study in psychiatric projection. It calls me a coward yet it hides its name. It would be sad if it weren't so funny. My résumé is right where it has been for a long time. But you knew that - GAL said it had disappeared, and we all know that when GAL says it, it ain't true.

The following was sent to the Healthfraud Discussion List.

Date sent: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 18:18:08 -0400
From: peterbowditch <>
Copies to:
Subject: Why we need you?

Why we need you?

We think it's important that we explain a couple of basic facts concerning the need to have such incredibly dumb fucks like terry polevoy, stephen barrett, and, in particular, peter bowditch, in our midst.

Let's collapse a number of self-propagating myths concerning the three blind mice, first though.

Myth #1

None of our good and meaningless buddies have any requisite academics, tenure, fellowship, residency, expertise, or another conferring element that might intimate they have anything to contribute to medicine.

Myth #2

None of these dummies have any support, repeat support, from any professional organization whatsoever. Nor do they have any support from anyone of any substance.

Myth #3

None have a fucking penny. They depend exclusively upon the generousity and charity of others. Querying various public databases shown no assets.

Now it's time to talk about why we need you.

We need you because every time you open your mouths, write a word, post an email, vanity publish, you give yourselves away. Your approach, thoughts, communication and presentation is so utterly abberrant, on so many levels, that you showcase all that no one wants to be, hear or see. You so unintendedly, however effectively, give great cause and reason for the rest of us to stay away from industrialized and corporate medicine while, in fact, drawing your audience towards that that you so unfoundedly and unfactually criticize.

The best of all of this is none of you can keep your fucking mouths shut or control what comes out of them. It's such great fun to see you lunatics show up at conferences and blow head gaskets, right terry? It's great to see barrett draw such laboured wheezie breaths on t.v. in between epiphanies, and we love when bowditch pisses his depends when regulators, government, and his clients tell him to tone it down, reminding him there are no more australia's to deport him to.

So keep it up, get angry, stop the meds....keep reminding how greatful we are that we're not you.....keep reminding your kids why they're all fucked up so they can stop blaming themselves.....and keep giving us opportunites to piss you off...over and over again...

tah tah


I repeat the observation that no "toning down" is going on around here.

Date sent: Thu, 14 Jun 2001 03:57:40 +0200
Subject: we forgot.....? answer this!
From: "bowditch-the-bankrupt@no-self-control.fucked" <>

where is healthcare reality check?

go ahead....answer....if you can

we shut the fucking travesty down....

barrett is coming down....polevoy is on his way....and we guarantee...repeat guarantee your next....

by the way, before you open your indignent piehole talk to your buddy jason.....

and, the acs has agreed you ....\\\"are very much outside of the behaviour of the Society as a professional member and the committee has....blah...blah...blah....\\\"

get it yet...didn\\\'t think so...poor, poor stupid man....

how\\\'s business?

I don't know why the Associated Colleges of the South would care about what I do.

Date sent: Thu, 14 Jun 2001 04:07:10 +0200
Subject: more fun on the way....
From: "" <>

delighted to advise that we\\\'ve had numreous discussions with various individuals in your government concerning the dissemination of reliable healtcare information....seems once we brought your site and activites to their their attention they became \\\"deeply\\\" concerned that a \\\"private citizen\\\" would take it upon themselves to act as judge, jury and executioner, as you have so rightly, but ever so wrongly have....what a treat, we must say, to find such a sympathetic ear to our concerns about the vile shit you churn out on your site.....they\\\'ve asked us to document all of our concerns....we\\\'ve been ever so obliging....god bless you mr. really-really-fucked-ditch.....

by the way how\\\'s the family bearing all the know.....all the crap coming your clients...

Delighted to advise that nobody in the government here takes any notice of anonymous cretins.

Date sent: Thu, 14 Jun 2001 04:15:36 +0200
Subject: acs.....membership list?
From: "" <>

duh...we\\\'ll type slowly \\\'cause you can\\\'t...

downloaded the list and everyone will have their email shortly....some explaining to do?

The Advanced Camera for Surveys is not scheduled to be fitted to the Hubble Space Telescope until 2002, so I don't know why its members need an email right now. Actually, I think it would have a parts list rather than a membership list.

Date sent: Thu, 14 Jun 2001 16:01:10 -0400
From: peterbowditch <>
Subject: how delightful....

delgithful to listen to you carp about net have no right to complain about anything you asshole!


It uses my name to call me "asshole" and mentions etiquette? Some sort of brain damage there, I'm afraid. As this drool was in response to something I wrote on a newsgroup, I have posted it there for all to see.

Date sent: Thu, 14 Jun 2001 16:13:10 -0400
From: peterbowditch <>
Subject: you'r e complaining?

delightful to listen to you carp and complain about net have no right to complain about anything, you asshole!

by the way,we realize playing dumb is not an act....however, you know whose mailing lists we have and we are acting on out intentions.....

we're sure everyone's going to be just so proud of you and your activites


I know whose mailing lists it has. Nobody's. It was going to email my wife's tennis club yesterday. Didn't happen. Won't happen.

Date sent: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 18:54:55 +0200
Subject: answer the question....give us a fact
From: "" <>

hey cocksucker-ditch...

where\\\'s healthcare reality check?

And one last thing ... (4/5/2013)
I hoped it wasn't someone playing a cruel April Fool's joke when I saw this news in the Ottawa Citizen on April 1.

Yes, folks, the beloved William P O'Neill of the Canadian Cancer Research Group and its descendants has gone to the great cesspit in the sky, taking the Gutless Anonymous Liar with him. Sadly, he died quickly and not of cancer. I posted a message to his memorial guest book, but unfortunately some technical glitch prevented it from being published.

II will maintain my own memorial to him here by archiving his correspondence with me and also the wonderful messages he sent wearing his Gutless Anonymous Liar mask. It would be a tragedy for this valuable collection of literature to disappear.

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