Millenium Awards

Each year, the worst of The Millenium Project's target sites are given suitable awards. The awards are the Anus Maximus Award for the worst of the worst, and other awards in the Highly Commended and Encouragement Awards categories.  The sites winning awards are ones that I remember and are not necessarily the worst sites here, because my brain and stomach could not take looking at and reading every one of the thousand sites again. Please note that "highly commended" is a prize-giving expression and does not mean either "highly recommended" or "highly commendable". Just the opposite, in fact.

A site can only win the Anus Maximus Award once, unless it undergoes a complete makeover and becomes in effect a new site. There is no limit to how many times a site can win in either of the general categories, although it would be exceptional for a site to win more than twice.

There is also an award for Quote of the Year. Again, except in exceptional circumstances the same person cannot win this award more than once. Personal attacks on me are not eligible, no matter how stupid or egregiously evil they are.

Winners each receive a tube of haemorrhoid cream and a wire brush applicator. Prize recipients must come to where I live at their own expense to collect their prizes, which will be awarded (including the haemorrhoid cream application) at public ceremonies in a busy commercial district at lunchtime. I will arrange press and television coverage.

Award winners are invited to mention the award on their sites and to display the award graphics.

2006 Winners

• Anus Maximus Award - Joseph Mercola
• Quote of the Year - The otherwise anonymous MaxC
• Highly Commended
  • The Scientific Proof of God
  • Gentlebirth/Spontaneous Creation
• Encouragement Awards
  • Vaccinations Harm Psychic Abilities
  • The Lesbian Studies Institute
  • Annwn Publications - Gnosticism, Evil, Aliens, Ufos, Prophecy, Conspiracy

2005 Winners

• Anus Maximus Award - Alive & Well
• Quote of the Year - Curtis Tocco, "Majusmaximum", "JB"
• Highly Commended
  • The Discovery Institute
  • The Role of Colon Cleansing in a Natural Treatment Program for the ADD/ADHD Child
• Encouragement Awards
  • Reverse Speech - Voices From The Unconscious
  • Diabetes Australia

2004 Winners

• Anus Maximus Award - National Child Abuse Defense & Resource Center
• Quote of the Year - Professor Boyd Haley
• Highly Commended
  • The Westboro Baptist Church (God Hates Fags)
  • Cancer Monthly: The Source for Cancer Treatment Results
• Encouragement Awards
  • Sylvia Browne
  • Betting scams
  • The Creation Research Society and The Van Andel Creation Research Center

2003 Winners

• Anus Maximus Award - Citizens Commission on Human Rights
• Quote of the Year - Marcus Blackmore
• Highly Commended
  • Jole Wallach and Dead Doctors Don't Lie
  • Coalition for Safe Minds
  • Macquarie University Department of Health & Chiropractic
• Encouragement Awards
  • Christian City Church
  • Hal Turner Show
  • Complementary Healthcare Council of Australia

2002 Winners

• Anus Maximus Award - Benny Hinn Ministries
• Quote of the Year - Jaquelyn McCandless
• Highly Commended
  • Martin Luther King Jr. - An Historical Examination
  • The Medical Escrow Society
  • Non Pharmaceutical Health Care and Unique Water
• Encouragement Awards
  • CLONAID – the first human cloning company
  • American Pie and the Armageddon Bible Prophecy
  • KKK Art Gallery

2001 Winners

• Anus Maximus Award - Australian Vaccination Network
• Quote of the Year - T. Baker
• Highly Commended
  • Hindu Unity
  • John Edward, Psychic
  • The "Free Yurko" Campaign
• Encouragement Awards
  • Raw Meaty Bones
  • Constancy of the Velocity of Light
  • Violent Christians

2000 Winners

• Anus Maximus Award - Dr Stanislaw Burzynski
• Quote of the Year - Some nameless anti-vaccination liar
• Highly Commended
  • M.D.s , ALLOPATHIC MEDICINE , IATROGENIC DISEASE , MALPRACTICE AND MORE
  • Dinosaur & Human Footprints Together
  • BoyLove Forum
  • Jasmuheen's Cosmic Internet Academy
  • Gasatomic fuel saving device
• Encouragement Awards
  • Nexus Magazine
  • Multi-Level Marketing in general
  • Army of God

1999 Winners

• Anus Maximus Award - Shaken Babies or Vaccine Damage?
• Highly Commended
  • The Army of God
  • The North American Man-Boy Love Association
  • Gary North's Y2K Links and Forums
  • Valerie Solanas' SCUM Manifesto
  • Blacks and Jews Newspage
• Encouragement Awards
  • Amway/MagnaBloc
  • Westboro Baptist Church (God Hates Fags)