Quintessence of the Loon

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It's right there on the breakfast cereal.666: The Mark of the Beast added February 20, 2004
I am very worried. My house is at number 6 in the street, and the architecture of the house is described in the quaint language of town planners and local government bureaucrats as a "triple-fronted brick cottage". Number 6 and triple! According to the manual my car has six cylinders, but it also seems to have six each of conrods and gudgeon pins, whatever they are. Again, the number 6 is multiplied by three. One of my neighbours has just bought a new car, and I am sure he said it is a BMW 666i. I may have misheard that, but there is no denial that the people who live next door to me have a Mazda 6 and three children. My wife has just brought in the groceries and the packages have barcodes on them. Our new dog has a microchip in him somewhere (and, not being human, he is a beast). The big question is should I be saving up for my next vacation or just doing nothing because Armageddon is imminent?

Energy erupting from the void.Scalar Wars added February 20, 2004
The word "free" has two meanings. It can mean to be without restraint, and it can mean to come with no charge. Energy wants to be both of these, although we might have to look for another word to replace "charge" if we want to talk about electrical energy because that is all about charges. When you see a bird, or perhaps a small child, in a cage your natural desire is to set it free, and there are people who feel the same way about energy and want to release it from the metaphorical cages which constrain it. When you see your utility bill or fill your car with petrol you again have a natural desire to see free energy, this time in the financial sense of "free". There are people who know how to bring these things about but they are suppressed by the great conspiracies. One day, however, the truth will be also set free and people will be able to make web pages about extraction of the energy from the vacuum of space and Nicola Tesla's name will not need to be whispered in only 1,260,000 web sites. Only when truth is freed from suppression and conspiracy will energy also be allowed to be free.

Computer clear radiation protection and energy balancing software system added February 20, 2004

Feeling tense while using a computer? The answer is here.

(Serious note: I know this is a pyramid scheme to sell a useless product. That doesn't stop it from being quintessentially loony. You don't have to buy it, just laugh at it.)

Get down to the hardware store now!How to Build A Cloudbuster to disperse Chemtrails and Improve the Weather added February 20, 2004
At last there is a way to fight back against the attempts by governments and other more secret authorities to control the population through the use of chemical trails sprayed by aircraft. For too long the populace has just passively accepted these attacks because everyone thought that there was nothing that could be done. Not any more! Now you can build your own machine to destroy the deadly clouds. Get the instructions quickly. before people in black helicopters come around and disappear this information source. And don't forget to get the instructions for the magic cones to defeat parasitic ETs. Every home should have one.

You can't get more suppressed than this.Suppression, Censorship and Dogmatism in Science added February 6, 2004
I remember studying physics many years ago, and I have to agree that there are many inconvenient facts associated with that particular branch of science. As I said, it was a long time ago and I had just come to a complete understanding of what Newton had to say when along came this Einstein person with a whole new set of inconvenient facts. My inertial frame was severely disrupted and I had to start over again. I feel sorry for those poor students who have learnt all the Einstein stuff because it now seems that all that is inconveniently wrong too, but at least the suppression of the truth by the orthodoxy will allow them some breathing space. And breathing time as well, of course, if anything by Einstein is still to be believed. I remember telling one of my professors about how the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle applied to me. He wanted me to sit in an examination room for three hours, but I told him that it was not possible to locate me in the room and measure me at the same time, so I would slip the answers under his office door the next day. Unfortunately, he was one of those dogmatic people who resisted such inconvenient facts.

Loon of the Month

464 outlets. Only 202 to go.
Is this an alien or a patient?Alien medical teams collaborate with humans added February 6, 2004
I'm impressed! That requires more than one exclamation point. I'm impressed!! Fifty clinics in Israel alone. I haven't been so impressed with the numerals 5 and 0 since the last time I heard Steve McGarret say "Book him, Danno" in Hawaii Five-O. Not only that, but the aliens have 464 clinics in the USA as well! Do they franchise them like McDonalds or are they all company-owned? One thing I noticed when I went to the USA last month was that there seems to be a law that mandates that there must be at least one Starbucks outlet in every city block, but soon there will be alien medical clinics everywhere as well. Perhaps they could combine operations and you could get a grande latte and a chocolate chip cookie while you wait to have your nose implant refurbished. There would have to be an additional warning on the coffee containers, though. As well as "Warning: Contents may be hot", it would have to say "Do not attempt to drink coffee while bent over in the probe position".

Glossary of Traditional Astrology Terms added February 6, 2004

I starts off by defining "Almuten" as "that planet that bears chief rule of any sign, or in any figure, as saturn in Libra is Almuten, or is Almuten of Libra, because he has both exaltation and triplicity therein, and Venus has only house, so that saturn bearing chief rule, is of this sign Almuten" and just gets better from there.

This map should convince anyone.The Discovery of Atlantis added February 6, 2004
So you thought that Atlantis was over near the Bermuda Triangle, did you? Hah! You thought Atlantis was near the Strait of Gibraltar? Hah! Some of you even thought that it was near Indonesia, perhaps east of Java? Hah! Hah! Double hah! Now the truth can be told, following much research. And why should we believe this latest theory, I hear you asking. Well, that's a good question and I asked that question myself, but one look at the impressive technology used to make this web site showed that the author must have had access to web site and GIF animation knowledge far beyond that possessed by simple souls such as me. We can only imagine what Atlantean web sites looked like, but I would bet two amethyst crystals that they all had 3D models on them and you probably didn't even have to download special software to zoom around the pictures. Then again, half the letters in the name "Atlantis" can be found in "Internet Explorer" and the other half can be found in "Netscape Navigator". Perhaps there are things we are not being told.

A tusked prophetThe Testament of Truth added February 6, 2004
There is now no excuse for being unprepared when the Second Coming comes. This masterpiece explains everything that you will ever need to know about what has been prophesised and what is going to happen. I am not being critical in any way of this site, nor am I trying to influence people against it or damage it in any way. How could I do these things when I have been told 'Let it here be known that any "person" who tries to "violate" my "person" or the content of this God's sacred web site by any "Act" of intrusion, or any person who "directs" any other to so do, will by God be deemed an "offender" in God's eyes and by their own deed as one to be eternally "despised" by the Source (God), and their eternal destiny decreed by God THE AUTHORITY shall be one of eternal misery in the Dark "Hell" land below, for this "note" as all else by me written, has been done to set you free'?

The owner of this site was not happy. You can see his complaint here.

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